It was October 1
And was time for some fun
as Smokey led the Vol nation.
Smokey’s ready to run,
chasing Dawgs in the sun,
is Smokey’s favorite vocation.
Sniffing the ground
the great Blue Tick hound
picks up the scent of his rival;
Smokey heads to the South
with a watering mouth
for a victory today means survival
First he thought he smelled Richt
but his mind turned so quick
he knew Richt was gone to the ‘Caines.
Now with Smart at the reins
Georgia made such great gains
even Nichols States offered them pains.
He finds Uga ensconced
in his luxury box
watching Gameday and gorging on treats.
After years of inbreeding
and way too much feeding
Uga’s belly wagged down to his feet.
Poor Uga’s so slow
And he lacks the Big Mo
that Smokey found feasting on Gator.
Smokey finally gives chase
and Uga makes haste
wobbling along like a ‘tater
Smokey thinks he will tree him
but Uga’s so feeble
he can only wobble around.
Uga creeps to the bushes
and wiggles his tush in
as he glares at the noble blue hound.
Smokey’s howl is so loud
as he makes the Vols proud
poor UGA is pitifully whining.
Smokey makes his retreat
Once the DAWGS are all beat
With an SEC East dream still shining.
And was time for some fun
as Smokey led the Vol nation.
Smokey’s ready to run,
chasing Dawgs in the sun,
is Smokey’s favorite vocation.
Sniffing the ground
the great Blue Tick hound
picks up the scent of his rival;
Smokey heads to the South
with a watering mouth
for a victory today means survival
First he thought he smelled Richt
but his mind turned so quick
he knew Richt was gone to the ‘Caines.
Now with Smart at the reins
Georgia made such great gains
even Nichols States offered them pains.
He finds Uga ensconced
in his luxury box
watching Gameday and gorging on treats.
After years of inbreeding
and way too much feeding
Uga’s belly wagged down to his feet.
Poor Uga’s so slow
And he lacks the Big Mo
that Smokey found feasting on Gator.
Smokey finally gives chase
and Uga makes haste
wobbling along like a ‘tater
Smokey thinks he will tree him
but Uga’s so feeble
he can only wobble around.
Uga creeps to the bushes
and wiggles his tush in
as he glares at the noble blue hound.
Smokey’s howl is so loud
as he makes the Vols proud
poor UGA is pitifully whining.
Smokey makes his retreat
Once the DAWGS are all beat
With an SEC East dream still shining.
