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bama,jokes

stonewall_jackson

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A man moves to Knoxville. He heard if you didn't go to the Tennessee /Alabama game , you are nobody.
So he spent all year trying to get a ticket.
He finally finds one and is so happy about going to the game.
He gets to his seat and discovers the seat next to him is empty. As the game went on it begin to worry him that the seat was empty and he had worked so hard to find a ticket.
So he asked the elderly lady two seats down if she knew who the seat belong .
She said it belonged to her late husband.
he apologized for her loss.
It still bothered him the seat was empty. So he got up the nerve to ask her if she had any friends who could use the ticket. She was polite and told him all her friends were busy. It still bothered him the seat was empty. So he said "you didn't have one friend you could have brought? "
She said " they are all at the funeral "
 
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