It is ruining my marriage. Imagine paying $60 for 3 well thought out meals using perfectly proportioned fresh ingredients to create a culinary symphony of taste 3 nights a week. And it is all delivered right to your door step!
Sounds dreamy, right?
Except that to make your Austrian Pork Loin on a bed of farm to table kale chips perfectly paired with Argentinian vegetable medley your wife must...
use every single utensil, pot, pan, and dish in the kitchen and some of your neighbors' dishes as well
set aside 2 hours to prepare this feast
and leave me to bathe the children (fate worse than death) because she is now too busy.
Then I have to wash the dishes.
Blue Apron, I hate thee.
Sounds dreamy, right?
Except that to make your Austrian Pork Loin on a bed of farm to table kale chips perfectly paired with Argentinian vegetable medley your wife must...
use every single utensil, pot, pan, and dish in the kitchen and some of your neighbors' dishes as well
set aside 2 hours to prepare this feast
and leave me to bathe the children (fate worse than death) because she is now too busy.
Then I have to wash the dishes.
Blue Apron, I hate thee.
