Appy State- W, we aren't Michigan.
Va Tech- W, "The Massacre at Bristol"
Ohio- W, closer game due to Va Tech hangover
Florida- W, 35+ point win, RIP Jalen Tabor
Georgia- W, we squeak one out by 3-7 points
A&M- W, white QB? 20+ point win.
Bama- W, we win on last second 50+ yd field goal, RIP goalposts
Bye Week- W, no arrests or Title IX shenanigans occur
USCe- W, 30+ point dub, RIP Muschamp
TTU- W, Dormady throws for 4 TD
UK- W, we score 50+, because that's what we do to Stoops
Mizzou- W, grind it out game, we pull away late
Vandy- W, we end Mason's time at Vandy with 45+ point beating'
LSU (SECCCG)- W, K-Mac steals Les Miles' hat straight off his head
Ohio State (Semi)- W, we destroy whatever WR they have playing QB, Azzanni teabags their WR coach
Clemson (Champ)- W, blowout win, Alvin Kamara calls plays in the 4th in a sweater vest, JRM scores on a goal line leap and pantses Dabo during the celebration. We get all the 'kroots.
15-0.
Va Tech- W, "The Massacre at Bristol"
Ohio- W, closer game due to Va Tech hangover
Florida- W, 35+ point win, RIP Jalen Tabor
Georgia- W, we squeak one out by 3-7 points
A&M- W, white QB? 20+ point win.
Bama- W, we win on last second 50+ yd field goal, RIP goalposts
Bye Week- W, no arrests or Title IX shenanigans occur
USCe- W, 30+ point dub, RIP Muschamp
TTU- W, Dormady throws for 4 TD
UK- W, we score 50+, because that's what we do to Stoops
Mizzou- W, grind it out game, we pull away late
Vandy- W, we end Mason's time at Vandy with 45+ point beating'
LSU (SECCCG)- W, K-Mac steals Les Miles' hat straight off his head
Ohio State (Semi)- W, we destroy whatever WR they have playing QB, Azzanni teabags their WR coach
Clemson (Champ)- W, blowout win, Alvin Kamara calls plays in the 4th in a sweater vest, JRM scores on a goal line leap and pantses Dabo during the celebration. We get all the 'kroots.
15-0.
