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Funny Sunday joke

stonewall_jackson

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A preacher was just tired of his congregation. He just needed a day off. So he called in sick on a Sunday.

He decided to go camping. He wakes up Sunday morning and sees a bear running full steam at him. The only thing that came to his mind was to pray. So he prays "dear Lord make this bear a Christian ". The bear stops right in front of preacher, puts his paws together and says "dear Lord, thank you for this meal I'm about to eat"
 
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