My neighbor and his wife left to visit family for Thanksgiving. He called to ask me to take his trash cans to the street because he had forgotten to do it. I asked, "where's Jake"? Jake is his English bulldog, the most stubborn animal God ever put on this planet. He said, " he's with us, I just couldn't bear to board him but I wish I had. Dang dog farted 44 times during a six hour road trip. We rode the last hour with the windows down. Linda(his wife) almost passed out." I still can't quit laughing.
