First Good Saturday Morning folks - I didn't write this but so good I wanted to share a draft before sending to publishers for hard prints.. Check it out-- I think it could win an award for uninviting post of year.. 
"To coaches even thinking of taking over for Vols there is a little IQ fan that we will call Kelly for privacy reasons just waiting to trash you across the planet if you dont win big and now.. Forget rebuilding from the last teams melt down after the kids are mentally shocked over coaches hot seat talk . Forget recruiting high profile players to build with because you want get a chance to win at UT past 2 years before IQ Kelly shows up and blast you.. Don't believe me here's proof..
Proof 1- After 16 years with 14 winning season , SEC titles 1 national title IQ Kelly attacked with help of local sports talk nut bags a winning Coach was thanked for his great worked for over 20 years of coaching UT football and taking them to never seen heights.. He was not given a going away party or a parade but with swift kick in ass he flew out the door .. Much to the delight of delusional IQ Kelly's .. Ut proceed to lose how many games ??
Proof 2- baseball Vols -- Rod Delmonico -- only the winningest coach in UT history with 700 wins in 18 season.. IQ Kelly managed to cry loud enough that mr Jimmy Preek and Hit man Hamilton fired him for going 35-24 and missing ncaa 2 years in a row-- oh poor babies.. Here is the firing article -- http://www.knoxnews.com/news/delmonico-era-over-at-tennessee-ep-413078168-360259761.html
Here's is the man they fired -- http://www.utsports.com/sports/m-basebl/mtt/rod_delmonico_96886.html
proof 3-- Basketball Vols-- after under performing for most of season ( if making ncaa is under achieving ) and because coach didn't paint his hair orange and rip off his shirt during cheer session IQ Kelly decided it was time to start a petition and managed to get a few names much to the dilight of national media. Dave Hart instead of standing up for coach listened to IQ Kelly until the Vols clicked went to final 8 in ncaa.. But old coach lost hope for IQ Kelly and decided screw them I am out of here.. Nice one guys how's the wins lately .. On personal note I screamed on VQ DT could not recruit and was promptly blasted by IQ Kelly and post deleted by staff mod .. Funny how coach is out of work maybe for good because why-- he could not Recruit without cheating .. Correct me if wrong didn't we trade Fulmer in for another coach who cheated to recruit.??
Proof 4-- Pat Summit won big and as result IQ Kelly believes lady Vols should be winning 30 games a year with or without Pat.. Just this year little buggers blasted insulted humiliated and trashed pats hand picked replacement who has coach the Vols during every winning season for past 30 years+. Why-- well because her young team could not click and lost a few games .. But then they only made it to final 8-- and what did we hear from IQ Kelly.. I swear I heard them begging for lady's to lose because then they would look foolish.. Too late Kelly you already look foolish -- see proof 1-4..
So where do we go next-- more of same as IQ Kelly is calling for baseball Vols Job now.. Uhh before you do that Kelly maybe it's time to actually face facts-- firing coaches only lead to longer years of losing , you may not know crap and need to just belly up to bar and scream at mom for walking in front of tv while you dig in wing bowl.
In closing IQ Kelly's of the world need to shut up and let these grownups do their job they are paid to do.. This ain't fast food and you have no clue what's going on in kids heads.. Coaches do..
Sincerely
IQ John who could careless for spell check or the nasty comments that are sure to come.. "
"To coaches even thinking of taking over for Vols there is a little IQ fan that we will call Kelly for privacy reasons just waiting to trash you across the planet if you dont win big and now.. Forget rebuilding from the last teams melt down after the kids are mentally shocked over coaches hot seat talk . Forget recruiting high profile players to build with because you want get a chance to win at UT past 2 years before IQ Kelly shows up and blast you.. Don't believe me here's proof..
Proof 1- After 16 years with 14 winning season , SEC titles 1 national title IQ Kelly attacked with help of local sports talk nut bags a winning Coach was thanked for his great worked for over 20 years of coaching UT football and taking them to never seen heights.. He was not given a going away party or a parade but with swift kick in ass he flew out the door .. Much to the delight of delusional IQ Kelly's .. Ut proceed to lose how many games ??
Proof 2- baseball Vols -- Rod Delmonico -- only the winningest coach in UT history with 700 wins in 18 season.. IQ Kelly managed to cry loud enough that mr Jimmy Preek and Hit man Hamilton fired him for going 35-24 and missing ncaa 2 years in a row-- oh poor babies.. Here is the firing article -- http://www.knoxnews.com/news/delmonico-era-over-at-tennessee-ep-413078168-360259761.html
Here's is the man they fired -- http://www.utsports.com/sports/m-basebl/mtt/rod_delmonico_96886.html
proof 3-- Basketball Vols-- after under performing for most of season ( if making ncaa is under achieving ) and because coach didn't paint his hair orange and rip off his shirt during cheer session IQ Kelly decided it was time to start a petition and managed to get a few names much to the dilight of national media. Dave Hart instead of standing up for coach listened to IQ Kelly until the Vols clicked went to final 8 in ncaa.. But old coach lost hope for IQ Kelly and decided screw them I am out of here.. Nice one guys how's the wins lately .. On personal note I screamed on VQ DT could not recruit and was promptly blasted by IQ Kelly and post deleted by staff mod .. Funny how coach is out of work maybe for good because why-- he could not Recruit without cheating .. Correct me if wrong didn't we trade Fulmer in for another coach who cheated to recruit.??
Proof 4-- Pat Summit won big and as result IQ Kelly believes lady Vols should be winning 30 games a year with or without Pat.. Just this year little buggers blasted insulted humiliated and trashed pats hand picked replacement who has coach the Vols during every winning season for past 30 years+. Why-- well because her young team could not click and lost a few games .. But then they only made it to final 8-- and what did we hear from IQ Kelly.. I swear I heard them begging for lady's to lose because then they would look foolish.. Too late Kelly you already look foolish -- see proof 1-4..
So where do we go next-- more of same as IQ Kelly is calling for baseball Vols Job now.. Uhh before you do that Kelly maybe it's time to actually face facts-- firing coaches only lead to longer years of losing , you may not know crap and need to just belly up to bar and scream at mom for walking in front of tv while you dig in wing bowl.
In closing IQ Kelly's of the world need to shut up and let these grownups do their job they are paid to do.. This ain't fast food and you have no clue what's going on in kids heads.. Coaches do..
Sincerely
IQ John who could careless for spell check or the nasty comments that are sure to come.. "
