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Merry VQism Christmas

Priest26

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Enjoy this list of VQisms, accumulated over the course of several seasons.
Some are better than others....



1. He’s really coming into his zone. [own]


2. It's mind bottling [boggling] how anyone could pull for Bama.


3. Take whatever Dooley says with a grade of saw. [grain of salt]


4. We're gonna curve [curb]-stomp them.


5. I have heard they are allsome [awesome].


6. Inbrace[embrace] it, love it


7. It doesn’t matter anymore. It’s a mute [moot] point.


8. He’s a good player, but he such a Pre Madonna [prima donna]


9. Will we loose [lose] this game


10. Take it for granite [granted]


11. Feast or phantom [famine]


12. escape goat [scapegoat]


13. For all intensive [intents and] purposes,


14. Can't place this game on bray's shoulders and ask him to single handily [handedly] beat them.


15. Been along [a long] time coming


16. may be a blessing in the skies [disguise]


17. If we loose [lose] this game, we are definately [definitely] not developing our players and have been outcoached.


18. I support them threw [through] thick and then [thin]


19. i had a filling [feeling] you'd say that


20. Talk about making a mountain out of a mow [mole] hill, geez.


21. Today, we set a new president [precedent] for UT football!


22. I could literally right [write] this story about any coach and any job.


23. Today, would of [would have or would’ve]been a good day to beat a ranked team!


24. This team is meaty okra [mediocre] at best


25. The cubbard [cupboard] won’t be bare for the next coach


26. People on here ramp [rant] and rave too much


27. I sortive [sort of] thought this would happen


28. This is the most pivotable [pivotal] moment


29. This video explains his basic felocify [philosophy]


30. If we never mentioned his name, it would be a jagger [dagger] to the heart.


31. It would pail [pale] in comparison.


32. we are supposively [supposedly] getting a visit because he "promised" us one


33. The only problem is who do you put an astrick[asterisk] by?


34. So his idle [idol] is Reggie White and didn’t even give us a thought?


35. What are you hereing [hearing]?


36. He looked besheveled [disheveled].


37. Don’t let that fall by the waist side [wayside]


38. My wife does nothing but pester me. She is the vain[bane] of my existence. She is smoking hot....but man I wish she had a muzzle.


39. I had a job all threw [through] high school


40. They went to great links [lengths] to trick the media and everyone else while they were doing it.


41. Riley Ferguson wants [once] said he can't wait to play ALABAMA


42. Players should be aloud [allowed]to transfer wherever they want


43. What he said didn’t make a lot of since [sense]


44. This young man would be a great still [steal] from the Crimson Tide because he wants to be a Volunteer.


45. For Blair, it meant that he was now apart [“part” or “a part”] of the Vol family.


46. It’s a night game. Let’s get ready and get LOUD and ROUTY [rowdy]!


47. Just because he is are [our] most productive WR doesn't mean he is any good.


48. I think you always need to be weary [leery] of the safeties whose highlight film is almost entirely big hits.


49. The guys in this class are died [dyed] in the wool VFL’s.


50. He is Saban’s hair [heir] apparent whether people know it or not yet.


51. Denver will have the peddle [pedal] down the entire game.


52. Bring back our world renouned [world-renowned] track team.


53. Why even waist [waste] brain cells thinking about it?


54. “Berry’s [Berrys] Embrace Family Name”


55. I want [won’t] charge a dime


56. He’s good. He could play anywear [anywhere].


57. He responded that he didn't care if the final score was 3-0 or 52-50 so long as they won. Certainly odd that it ended up being the ladder [latter].


58. Better to leave that comment out, especially from a unanimous [an anonymous] source.


59. I'm just curious if this has happened after the incredible debotiary [debauchery] we saw.


60. The fans are rabbit [rabid] supporters not just in Knoxville but across the entire state of TN.


61. Do we run the risk of losing Assistance [assistants] to HC jobs?


62. The Berry brothers were supposively [supposedly] "open" too


63. I think he becomes a dominate [dominant] player next year.


64. Pour salt in the womb [wound].


65. Not sure I have heard the sir name [surname] Warrior much though


66. Barnett with a slight tare [tear] in rotator cuff.


67. Board is better without his daily ignorence[ignorance].


68. Whoa[Woe] is me.


69. I’m sure he’s a real roads [Rhodes] scholar.


70. We need a pier [peer] recruiter in this class with a strong reputation.


71. He did not still [steal] the electronics. The guy that stole it did not tell him it was hot. He just got Thomas to drive him over to the pon [pawn] shop


72. would you like to see Dobbs ware [wear] # 7


73. Wow, is this guy a parity [parody] or for real?


74. Why does he not have any eye browls [brows]?


75. No big dill [deal]


76. Did you eventually wing [wean] yourself off


77. I sort of got the oppression [impression]


78. Big difference in the defense this year is that they will not be piece milled [piecemealed] up front like in the past.


79. He looked very fast and alussive[elusive].


80. Butch keeps walkin' that type [tight] rope like a trap ease [trapeze] artist.


81. The coaching staff is looking for help on the back in [end] to make plays. [Taken from 10/16/15 War Room.]


82. Got to find a way to ware [wear] Bama down upfront.


83.No holes [holds] barred.
 
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