In no particular order:
Favorite places to eat in Knoxville or Chattanooga - You’re not touring Hong Kong or Paris, yokel. Put ma and the kids in the car and hit Hillbilly Willies or Cracker Barrel. Asking for the best restaurants in those towns is a bit like asking for the best brand of pork & beans in the grocery store. And you didn’t get morbidly obese off duck confit.
Posts that fill with raving evangelicals - As for me and my house, we will praise Bob! And I’ll gladly give you my testimony, gents.
Bitcoin - How males between the ages of 25-40 compare peckers, now that fast cars and craft beers are passé. Which speaks volumes of what they aren’t getting. If you’re over fifty and discussing this, chances are you can’t even find your dong now. Certainly your wife hasn’t seen it.
Golf - See the above answer about your wife and your member. “Athletes” take up golf when they’ve become too fat to jog or wish to social climb. And the only people who want to hear you describe your round are dead. It’s the only alternative that’s worse.
Favorite places to eat in Knoxville or Chattanooga - You’re not touring Hong Kong or Paris, yokel. Put ma and the kids in the car and hit Hillbilly Willies or Cracker Barrel. Asking for the best restaurants in those towns is a bit like asking for the best brand of pork & beans in the grocery store. And you didn’t get morbidly obese off duck confit.
Posts that fill with raving evangelicals - As for me and my house, we will praise Bob! And I’ll gladly give you my testimony, gents.
Bitcoin - How males between the ages of 25-40 compare peckers, now that fast cars and craft beers are passé. Which speaks volumes of what they aren’t getting. If you’re over fifty and discussing this, chances are you can’t even find your dong now. Certainly your wife hasn’t seen it.
Golf - See the above answer about your wife and your member. “Athletes” take up golf when they’ve become too fat to jog or wish to social climb. And the only people who want to hear you describe your round are dead. It’s the only alternative that’s worse.
