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My Zoosk profile has blown up today.

Snarlton Heston

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Dec 24, 2016
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Gotten over 45 views and 17 local scags want to "meet me." I'm always popular on Valentine's Day for some reason. I guess my wit and charm works on the ladies. Found 2 that live close by and all they're asking for is a ride to work while they check the leather underneath the steering column. I'm tempted to ride my bike over and say hop on.
 
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