Okay, GQ, looking for some crowdsourcing help here. I'm scheduling a personal retreat for the last week in January. The plan is to do some pretty intense reading and planning for 2017 while detoxing from technology, email, and so forth. Ideally looking for a place 4-6 hours from Knoxville with a full kitchen/bathroom but no internet, TV, or phone. I've looked at some of the options for staying in one of the state parks and may end up going that route, but I figured I'd put it to the hive mind here to see if anyone else knows of anything I should look into.