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OT: Christmas Party Invitation Etiquette

Volocipede

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May 15, 2015
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Hey, all--need some advice here. Some of my sidekick @gifTalk's friends from the illegal underground mani-pedi scene have invited me to take part in their annual Christmas party. I've heard about this before... @gifTalk has mentioned how much he loves something called the "donkey punch" that he always gets there. (I assume this is the name of some fancy cocktail I've never heard before.)

Unfortunately, the party is apparently organized around an animal theme of some kind (at least that's what I gather--@gifTalk says he's met dozens of "bears" there every year), and I'm afraid it might really play havoc with my allergies.

What's a classy way to decline their invitation?
 
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