OT: Memoirs

[Volocipede]

So my good buddy and sidekick @gifTalk called me the other night, saying he was thinking about publishing his memoirs. Our connection was a bit spotty, but it sounded like his working title right now is "Haas Play." (I think he was an avocado farmer at some point or something.) What do you guys think of that for the title of an autobiography?

You can leave any other suggestions ITT or just PM @gifTalk directly.