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OT: Wife for sale

Godot?

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Dec 30, 2008
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Good wife, but she is just kind of sitting around, so I don't really need her right now. 5'7, 125ish, former athlete, good condition, not a fixer upper, but needs some work

Cooks fairly well. Mostly Southern food, but also capable of acceptable Asian and curry-based Indian food. Not capable of making desserts.

Cleans well, but inconsistently. Specializes in cleaning kitchen and bathrooms, struggles with bedroom and living room. Needs work with laundry efficiency.

Good with children, would make a great nanny.

Other wifely duties inconsistent, but not inexistent.

$850 OBO. Will consider motorcycle or jet ski in trade.
 
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