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The Auburn Meltdown on the Bunker - details and anguish served here

LrgK9

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Here ya go guys, Schadenfreude at its finest and it ain’t Tennessee.

Grabbed this off another board on Rivals that had been grabbed from the Bunker.

ahhh, Cue the tears are delicious giff

and did I mention? It ain’t us this time.


TigerTime099 said:
Our program is set back minimum of 5 yrs. Auburn is it's own worst enemy. What an absolute joke.

hsvtiger34 said:
Which is down from 0.5% at seasons end…

ricedp105 said:
It's like you guys have never been Auburn fans before...FIVE YEARS?!!! BAHAHAHA...you pvssies need to change your tampons.

JLEAGLE07 said:
Dude is gonna cash out with 18 million and run back to John Duntons ranch and our program will be complete shit

TigerTime099 said:
Harsin 2 more years. New coach 3 yrs to rebuild the clown show Harsin put us in. We are screwed.

Hornamania said:
It’s like a marriage, it can still work. Our boosters just have to stop trying to have sex with other people’s head coaches.

Stumpfan said:
As I said, you will slowly but surely get back to SSPer status. It’s hopeless. I know you need to fool yourself but at least realize it.


oak nuggins said:
Do we expect a second mass exodus of players?Hopefully we can sign a few humans from the portal to fill out a starting roster!
wrbtiger said:
I think most of the ones who disliked Hars already left. So I’d be surprised at a MASS exodus.

But I also think it’s going to be really difficult to add anyone worth a damn to this clown show right now.

hsvtiger34 said:
His best bet for this year is to find some portal guys who only have 1 year of eligibility left....because any player with more than 1 year will have to go through a coaching change.

tigers3014 said:
help me understand why a player who is still here would now leave OP

therunner24 said:
The one advantage we may have it simply that Auburn has roster spots so whomever wants to play in the SEC… Auburn will take you (out of necessity).
Mikey82 said:
I don't know, we lost like 20 to the port hole already, hope the hemorrhaging is done.

AuBuRn-79 said:
The key is to find players who have no other options!

tigers3014 said:
no other players have dealt with the absolute shitstorm our guys have. if they still here i doubt they leaving. could be wrong.

tyler5651 said:
If they were going to keep him, they shouldn't have publicly poisoned everything about him.

obatiger said:
Last chance aU gotta certain rang to it. Let’s do this fam.

tyler5651 said:
Hell, maybe. I need a positive. I'm smoking the hope-ium.
Hornacious said:
We lost 7 more players and a coach.

fntiger said:
Other top programs have failed coups ever 4-5 years?

AUslamy said:
Harsin did this to himself. His staff has left and now he’s hiring Bose state coaches. Basically the only people he can hire. But keep on saying this was the fault of auburn and it’s bot. They may have shined a light on it but it’s still there. It took Gus about 6 years before he couldn’t find anyone to coach here. It took this clown less than a year.

Crouching Tiger said:
Yeah well, JABA had nothing to do with going for it on 4th and 1 in your own territory with the lead. Or….not having recruits in town for possibly the best recruitment weekend of the year. Guys in over his head.

jce2007 said:
It’s like 2015-2020 all over again
00aubie said:
We literally just gave our football program a self-inflicted death penalty… and it was all avoidable.

If you’re looking to sing Kumbaya… you may want to try a different bar.
BiscayneBayTgr said
Ruxpin said:
Look what Bruce did to Tennessee football. He’s not done with us yet

Utahtiger2013 said:
Get ready for troll threads like this for the next 10-22 months

WoSDWDE said:
Remember the scene in The Departed when everyone gets shot in the head?

TITTAY LUVVA said:
I know we’re going to keep talking about it, but there is no hope for AU football. I expect the program to make the Barfield years seem excellent. If Jimmy wanted him gone so bad he knew how to make it happen. Now his actions besiege the program.

J_Willy8 said:
Should've been out buying players like the top programs instead of trying to frame a coach. what's the saying on here? JABA?

Weagle1492 said:
We will be in the 20 to 24 range possibly last in the sec.
KNIGHTRIDAA said:
Things will really have to change before kids sit at their dinner table with the parents and sort through multiple SEC options and choose Auburn as their college choice for football

Powerman26 said:
What is there to spin?
5 coordinators
Lost DL coach
6-7 record
0-4 on NSD
20 in the portal

brt3 said:
Auburn—specializing in taking bad situations and making them much, much worse.

Whether Harsin was the right hire or not, both him and Auburn are in no-win situations. What OC worth anything is taking that job? Auburn has just given every rival a prefect negative recruiting pitch.

And if Harsin is good and wins, he’s taking the first job offer he gets and what coach wants to follow him after what the BOT did to him.
hsvtiger34 said:
I don’t think we have to worry about the ‘Harsin is good’ and ‘job offer’ part of this. The we’re fvcked, however, is valid.
Ral0004 said:
Nobody blows their own d*** off better than Auburn.
brt3 said:
You may be right. But even IF he is, Auburn has taken any hope of success away. If you are 18-19 years old, why go to Auburn.

Man, that really hurts to write….
DavistonTiger said:
The good news now is that we can go back to focusing on sports that matter and not cluttering the board with football spam.
NSHTiger said:
Please forgive me father for I have sinned and pretended to care about football for the last 7 days. Is it tomorrow yet
GloryDays2012 said:
This is Auburn, there is no redemption. Our rivals are uga and bama lol

Stanley McRustler said:
I hate Auburn so much sometimes

Stumpfan said:
I’ve never been more apathetic about AU football. I can’t even read this article. It’s as hopeless as ever. At least with Gus, you always wondered if we could recapture some of the 13 and 17 magic.

 
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