Many of you are amateurs (like this schmuck sitting next to me at BWW... so let me help you out.
Know your heat threshold. Do not order wings that are so hot it requires you to chew with your mouth open and breath heavily.
Licking your fingers is ok. Making a slurping sound as you do it is not.
Leaving the tiny pieces of meat on the bone is ok. You didn’t come from a raft in the ocean. You had breakfast and you will have dinner. Quit nibbling it and trying to suck the marrow out of the bone.
There you go... now you are equipped with the knowledge to not be a nasty human.
Know your heat threshold. Do not order wings that are so hot it requires you to chew with your mouth open and breath heavily.
Licking your fingers is ok. Making a slurping sound as you do it is not.
Leaving the tiny pieces of meat on the bone is ok. You didn’t come from a raft in the ocean. You had breakfast and you will have dinner. Quit nibbling it and trying to suck the marrow out of the bone.
There you go... now you are equipped with the knowledge to not be a nasty human.
