"The ?Bammer? win has tragically turned to dust" Gator: "Three and Five. Mullen's record in the last eight games. "
"Hope y'all followed Okie State football in 2007" Gator: Mullen’s a step up from lumpy and sharkboy, but he’s not it. He’s on the same level as I’m 40"
Dr. Genius and Mr. Cousin Eddie Gator: That may be the worst coached game I've watched.....
Ever.
Oooof.
Every aspect assignable to coaching was an unmitigated disaster. . Play-calling, clock management, adjustments, preparation, penalties.
it couldn’t have been worse.
"Can we get another stimulus check?" Gator:
“CDM has said time and time again in the past that our Indoor facility (which was very expensive) allows them to crank up the crowd noise so that they can't hear. Did the speakers stop working? Did Strickland or Fuchs forget to pay the power bill?"
"He was freakin' smiling after the game" Gator:
"The only coach since frickin Woodruff to lose twice to frickin Kentucky should look and act frickin pissed about it!!!!!!!!!!"
"It's a short walk from Jax" Gator:
"Maybe we get The Urb's back..."
"It ain't raining that hard, Noah." Gator-
"Not saying this is a natty year, but certainly the SEC E remains in play...and therefore the SEC....and therefor the natty...
Ergo the season aint no where near dun..."
"I haven't been this upset since my kids entered their teens" Gator:
Mullen blaming the false starts on "A lack of mental toughness". That is one thing that has always bugged me about CDM, he never takes responsibility for stuff.
Soon to be stoned by the Gainesville masses Gator: "I was not impressed with AR either when he was in."
"Excuse me sir, but may I have the bread crumbs that fall from your table?" Gator:
"I wonder what it would cost to lure Chip Kelly away from UCLA. Or Scott Frost away from Nebraska."
Quantum physics Gator: If we beat UGA, Vandy n LSU, UGA beats UK, loses to someone else, UT beats UK, 3 way tie. We no longer control our destiny, but lots can hsppen yet. Whole lotta season left, lotta reason to hope and believe...
"Your parents put those presents out for ya on Christmas morning" Gator:
"Have to get on your knees in Mullen's house to keep from hitting your head on his ceiling." Gator: Hate to break the news, we aint winning a natty with DM. He will give us at least 8 wins a season providing Heupel’s UT doesn't improve. But that's it."
"Uncle Rico mountain chunking Gator:
I’ll reiterate, I’ve never seen a PROGRAM that refuses to threaten deep like UF. This goes back to prolly post-Zook. Even that nimrod called deep passes, usually bad ones.
A single half-step by safeties completely changes the game. UK squatted all night.
EJ can throw a football 60 yards just like most of us. Whut?
Half of decently conceived 9 routes (man) end up as PI. I have never seen a school that so steadfastly eschews this part of the game like UF.
"Don't blame Mullen. Blame the fool that recruited this Oline" Gator-
I think the OLine had a terrible game. Bad OLine play makes any call look bad.
"Dan is a genius play caller. He just needs to suck up his pride and listen to us when we give him advice about his play calling" Gator-Outside of one run by AR to the right side, we did not run a single running play that was intentionally outside the tackles. UK is stout in the middle. We should have done some speed options, spring options, and quick outside runs vs going up the gut into their strength.
Pause for reflection here. For those of you middle-aged like me, I'm sure you remember the nineties well. That decade would have been a lot easier to take if I had known a quote like this would be coming (A gator defending Mullen's average performance:
"Without our "mediocre" coach, we would be Tennessee football."
George Lucas Gator : Something tells me we don't win tonight. I gotta bad feelin' about this one. (If you don't get this one, search that last sentence on the Gator quote with "Star Wars")
"Emory Jones is a good passer of the football, except when he's not" Gator : He's accurate on certain throws. At one point he was 13 of 14. He just can't make all the throws like Trask could.
'We were lucky to steal Mullen from Tennessee" Gator-
But who? While I agree he should be fired, Who do you replace him with?
Ted Bundy Gator : I need to swing my mood from wanting to kill everyone and everything in front of me.
"I just discovered you can find Dan's full coaching record online and I am horrified." Gator:
Mullen's coaching record:
2009 Mississippi State 5-7 (3-5) 6th in SEC West
2010 Mississippi State 9-4 (4-4) 5th in SEC West
2011 Mississippi State 7-6 (2-6) 5th in SEC West
2012 Mississippi State 8-5 (4-4) 4th in SEC West
2013 Mississippi State 7-6 (3-5) 5th in SEC West
2014 Mississippi State 10-3 (6-2) 2nd in SEC West
2015 Mississippi State 9-4 (4-4) 6th in SEC West
2016 Mississippi State 6-7 (3-5) 6th in SEC West
2017 Mississippi State 8-4 (4-4) 4th in SEC West
2020 Florida Gators....8-4
AVG: 5.11 losses per year.
Lloyd Bridges in Airplane! Gator: What a horrible day for football. Sorry liver.
Germans Gator:
We aint winning a natty this year...
I'm not the Gator you ask over for a couple of drinks Gator- I endured this sober, I wish I wouldnt have. But at the same time glad, I dont need to buy a new tv lol. Learning how to not be so emotionally attached has helped a lot.
"Sure wish things were going as smoothly as they did last year. Damn you, Covid" Gator: I believe COVID's disruptive nature has thrown off a lot of off season preparation, etc.
"I can't really say how, but Grantham had something to do with our offense stinking it up tonight" Gator: Unless Mullen comes out and says this is on him and Grantham and TG is relieved of his duties effective immediately then nothing else will do.
A swamp divided Gator: The majority here are in the Dan Mullen fan club, as opposed to the Gator fan club.
"Hope y'all followed Okie State football in 2007" Gator: Mullen’s a step up from lumpy and sharkboy, but he’s not it. He’s on the same level as I’m 40"
Dr. Genius and Mr. Cousin Eddie Gator: That may be the worst coached game I've watched.....
Ever.
Oooof.
Every aspect assignable to coaching was an unmitigated disaster. . Play-calling, clock management, adjustments, preparation, penalties.
it couldn’t have been worse.
"Can we get another stimulus check?" Gator:
“CDM has said time and time again in the past that our Indoor facility (which was very expensive) allows them to crank up the crowd noise so that they can't hear. Did the speakers stop working? Did Strickland or Fuchs forget to pay the power bill?"
"He was freakin' smiling after the game" Gator:
"The only coach since frickin Woodruff to lose twice to frickin Kentucky should look and act frickin pissed about it!!!!!!!!!!"
"It's a short walk from Jax" Gator:
"Maybe we get The Urb's back..."
"It ain't raining that hard, Noah." Gator-
"Not saying this is a natty year, but certainly the SEC E remains in play...and therefore the SEC....and therefor the natty...
Ergo the season aint no where near dun..."
"I haven't been this upset since my kids entered their teens" Gator:
Mullen blaming the false starts on "A lack of mental toughness". That is one thing that has always bugged me about CDM, he never takes responsibility for stuff.
Soon to be stoned by the Gainesville masses Gator: "I was not impressed with AR either when he was in."
"Excuse me sir, but may I have the bread crumbs that fall from your table?" Gator:
"I wonder what it would cost to lure Chip Kelly away from UCLA. Or Scott Frost away from Nebraska."
Quantum physics Gator: If we beat UGA, Vandy n LSU, UGA beats UK, loses to someone else, UT beats UK, 3 way tie. We no longer control our destiny, but lots can hsppen yet. Whole lotta season left, lotta reason to hope and believe...
"Your parents put those presents out for ya on Christmas morning" Gator:
Just the ones who are truly disappointed in Mullen.
"Have to get on your knees in Mullen's house to keep from hitting your head on his ceiling." Gator: Hate to break the news, we aint winning a natty with DM. He will give us at least 8 wins a season providing Heupel’s UT doesn't improve. But that's it."
"Uncle Rico mountain chunking Gator:
I’ll reiterate, I’ve never seen a PROGRAM that refuses to threaten deep like UF. This goes back to prolly post-Zook. Even that nimrod called deep passes, usually bad ones.
A single half-step by safeties completely changes the game. UK squatted all night.
EJ can throw a football 60 yards just like most of us. Whut?
Half of decently conceived 9 routes (man) end up as PI. I have never seen a school that so steadfastly eschews this part of the game like UF.
"Don't blame Mullen. Blame the fool that recruited this Oline" Gator-
I think the OLine had a terrible game. Bad OLine play makes any call look bad.
"Dan is a genius play caller. He just needs to suck up his pride and listen to us when we give him advice about his play calling" Gator-Outside of one run by AR to the right side, we did not run a single running play that was intentionally outside the tackles. UK is stout in the middle. We should have done some speed options, spring options, and quick outside runs vs going up the gut into their strength.
Pause for reflection here. For those of you middle-aged like me, I'm sure you remember the nineties well. That decade would have been a lot easier to take if I had known a quote like this would be coming (A gator defending Mullen's average performance:
"Without our "mediocre" coach, we would be Tennessee football."
George Lucas Gator : Something tells me we don't win tonight. I gotta bad feelin' about this one. (If you don't get this one, search that last sentence on the Gator quote with "Star Wars")
"Emory Jones is a good passer of the football, except when he's not" Gator : He's accurate on certain throws. At one point he was 13 of 14. He just can't make all the throws like Trask could.
'We were lucky to steal Mullen from Tennessee" Gator-
But who? While I agree he should be fired, Who do you replace him with?
Ted Bundy Gator : I need to swing my mood from wanting to kill everyone and everything in front of me.
"I just discovered you can find Dan's full coaching record online and I am horrified." Gator:
Mullen's coaching record:
2009 Mississippi State 5-7 (3-5) 6th in SEC West
2010 Mississippi State 9-4 (4-4) 5th in SEC West
2011 Mississippi State 7-6 (2-6) 5th in SEC West
2012 Mississippi State 8-5 (4-4) 4th in SEC West
2013 Mississippi State 7-6 (3-5) 5th in SEC West
2014 Mississippi State 10-3 (6-2) 2nd in SEC West
2015 Mississippi State 9-4 (4-4) 6th in SEC West
2016 Mississippi State 6-7 (3-5) 6th in SEC West
2017 Mississippi State 8-4 (4-4) 4th in SEC West
2020 Florida Gators....8-4
AVG: 5.11 losses per year.
Lloyd Bridges in Airplane! Gator: What a horrible day for football. Sorry liver.
Germans Gator:
We aint winning a natty this year...
I'm not the Gator you ask over for a couple of drinks Gator- I endured this sober, I wish I wouldnt have. But at the same time glad, I dont need to buy a new tv lol. Learning how to not be so emotionally attached has helped a lot.
"Sure wish things were going as smoothly as they did last year. Damn you, Covid" Gator: I believe COVID's disruptive nature has thrown off a lot of off season preparation, etc.
"I can't really say how, but Grantham had something to do with our offense stinking it up tonight" Gator: Unless Mullen comes out and says this is on him and Grantham and TG is relieved of his duties effective immediately then nothing else will do.
A swamp divided Gator: The majority here are in the Dan Mullen fan club, as opposed to the Gator fan club.
