Before I give you the job description and details, let me set the table....
Imagine the 5 worst posters on this site (I'm not going to list them, but I guarantee you that out of everyone's top 5, 2 or 3 would be unanimous on everyone's list) and imagine them being assigned by different universities to the General Quarters.
Here's the details...
Job Listing: Professional Troll
Job Description: You will be assigned a university in which you will be expected to become an obsessive follower of that program, avid follower of recruiting, and must watch all games. Must have a twitter account and follow all the school beat writers and writers from the premium sites so you can be up to snuff on what's really going on in the program. You will need to be a member on all premium sites and constantly on the message boards. The message boards is where you will have your platform to act like you are a fan of the program, while at the same time starting rumors and acting like you have an inside source. Be smart, you will need to keep up with all your lies and stories that you've told while your trolling. Be a professional. The timing needs to be right at when you do good work. For instance, when things are going bad, don't feel the need to pile on. But when they land the #1 recruit in the country, we need a huge rumor about how the coach is not comfortable in his own skin and that all the players are in the dorm room depressed about it instead of hanging out with their friends at the local hang out spot. You will not be expected to do it all. We will have other trolls as well, but they will not be disclosed. You will not know them because just when you think you have one figured out, it will actually be a miserable fan that doesn't know any better and is always causing misery in every area of his/her own life.
Starting Salary: $400 a week salary. All premium memberships paid for. $200 a month expense account ($20 handshakes when you do have an inside source) The school/booster that is paying you will not be disclosed in case you act stupid and get caught.
Imagine the 5 worst posters on this site (I'm not going to list them, but I guarantee you that out of everyone's top 5, 2 or 3 would be unanimous on everyone's list) and imagine them being assigned by different universities to the General Quarters.
Here's the details...
Job Listing: Professional Troll
Job Description: You will be assigned a university in which you will be expected to become an obsessive follower of that program, avid follower of recruiting, and must watch all games. Must have a twitter account and follow all the school beat writers and writers from the premium sites so you can be up to snuff on what's really going on in the program. You will need to be a member on all premium sites and constantly on the message boards. The message boards is where you will have your platform to act like you are a fan of the program, while at the same time starting rumors and acting like you have an inside source. Be smart, you will need to keep up with all your lies and stories that you've told while your trolling. Be a professional. The timing needs to be right at when you do good work. For instance, when things are going bad, don't feel the need to pile on. But when they land the #1 recruit in the country, we need a huge rumor about how the coach is not comfortable in his own skin and that all the players are in the dorm room depressed about it instead of hanging out with their friends at the local hang out spot. You will not be expected to do it all. We will have other trolls as well, but they will not be disclosed. You will not know them because just when you think you have one figured out, it will actually be a miserable fan that doesn't know any better and is always causing misery in every area of his/her own life.
Starting Salary: $400 a week salary. All premium memberships paid for. $200 a month expense account ($20 handshakes when you do have an inside source) The school/booster that is paying you will not be disclosed in case you act stupid and get caught.
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