I go outside today and my car is all to shit and there is a card from Knoxville PD on my windshield wiper. I can’t get a police report until Tuesday and all they said when I called was that a stolen car hit my car. I’m baffled at the lack of information. You’d think a stolen car crashing into parked cars downtown would at least get some sort of media attention or something? Damndest thing. My luck is shit as of late. I keep waiting for a midget to come running out and kick me in the dick at any moment as the icing on the cake.