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Some thoughts on why I am up for Worst Poster of the Year

OrangeSherBurt

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Mar 22, 2014
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I am not sure how I feel about this honor. Clearly I have offended a few different constituencies by focusing on the following crystal clear truths (crystal clear if you are not in complete and utter denial):

1. The University of Tennessee would be better if it brought back Bruce Pearl. I like Donnie Tyndall but he is not in the same galaxy as Bruce Pearl.

2. I signed the petition. Get over it.

3. People with neck tattoos are prone to a life of crime.

4. People who raise their hands in church are doing it for the attention.

5. PugVol is an enemy of the state. He is angry. Very angry.

To insinuate that somehow I am a worse poster than Otis, the captain of the USS I Hate Bruce Pearl, is absurd. Bruce Pearl is a legend. Otis is a fraud.
 
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