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Things I Learned From The Dump

OldVol74

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Things I learned from The Dump:


Rich Bisaccia would have cut off both testicles to get the head job at Tennessee.


John Currie did not have his Acting Head Coach, Brady Hoke, in his phone contacts.


Brady Hoke would have cut off one to be the Head Coach. The reason he wasn’t hired? He texts IN ALL CAPS.


When everyone’s texting you to let you know they’ve got your back, get out of town. Don’t stop to pack, just go.


After being told 5 times that you’re a great boss in the span of 24 hours, you really must suck as a boss, just saying.


Yes, Peyton has everyone’s ear.


There was a surge of people requesting new phone numbers recently.


Joan Cronin would have hired Phillip or Les as head coach, Tee as the OC, Steele as the DC and also Chavis. I don’t know what Chavis would have done, maybe tape ankles.


Paul Johnson was looking for a raise.


Mike Gundy would have come had he had any faith Currie survived. He didn’t and he didn’t.


Greg Sankey called, he’s just wants to be a blessing to JC in these trying hours.


When friends remind you that the sun came up again today, it’s a dark time.


Rick Barnes made a butt call.


BTW, Rich Bisaccia is still calling about the job.


People who felt Fulmer was undermining the efforts of Currie are learning challenged.


Reid Sigmon is still feverishly searching for the reply button on his email client. Good luck with that Reid.

Jim Haslam either doesn't know how to text or email or someone scrubbed him from the list.

Some people were worthy of redacted personal info, and some, well .. sic 'em Fido.
 
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