I have to drive a lot for my job, so I'm going to institute the following driving rules.
1) If you cause an accident on the interstate, you are never allowed to drive there again.
2) If you change lanes 3 or more times in under a minute, causing people to slam on their brakes, people are allowed to shoot out your tires.
3) If you drive 15 feet or less from the car in front of you at 75 mph, your car auto explodes.
4) If you get in the left lane to pass another vehicle, you only have 5 seconds to get past them or you have to slow down, get behind them again, and follow them until everyone is satisfied you've learned your lesson.
5) If you've slowed down to 10 mph below the speed limit and are wandering over the lines because you are concentrating on your phone call, you have to purchase a driver-less vehicle within the next 2 weeks or forfeit your license.
6) Flipping someone a bird initiates a mandatory duel with pistols.
7) If your driving style changes dramatically depending on your mood and how late you are, you are subject to institutionalization until you can get control of your damn self.
1) If you cause an accident on the interstate, you are never allowed to drive there again.
2) If you change lanes 3 or more times in under a minute, causing people to slam on their brakes, people are allowed to shoot out your tires.
3) If you drive 15 feet or less from the car in front of you at 75 mph, your car auto explodes.
4) If you get in the left lane to pass another vehicle, you only have 5 seconds to get past them or you have to slow down, get behind them again, and follow them until everyone is satisfied you've learned your lesson.
5) If you've slowed down to 10 mph below the speed limit and are wandering over the lines because you are concentrating on your phone call, you have to purchase a driver-less vehicle within the next 2 weeks or forfeit your license.
6) Flipping someone a bird initiates a mandatory duel with pistols.
7) If your driving style changes dramatically depending on your mood and how late you are, you are subject to institutionalization until you can get control of your damn self.
