Thought with all the talk of poems and tweets and all the rest of the non-sense I would throw something together. Feel free to upgrade any parts you think need work, I am sure it isn't very good but hey, its a start.
Come and listen to a story bout a man named Lane
Came to rocky top to stop the fanbase pain
Then one day Carroll bolted for the pros
And all at once there was a coaching hole
Dream Job that is, Fools gold, Trojan tears…
Next thing you know, ole Lane is on the phone
Kin folk said, Lane move away from there
Said Californy is the place you ought to be
So he loaded up the truck and moved to USC
LA that is, singing fools, football stars
Then they had to say good by to Lane and all his kin
Bowl bans and 30 ships cut short his dream job wins
Now they’re all invited back to Rocky Top this week
To have a heapin helpin of our hospitality
Hillbilly that is, Smokey Howls, Fireworks
Bring your earplugs, y’hear
Came to rocky top to stop the fanbase pain
Then one day Carroll bolted for the pros
And all at once there was a coaching hole
Dream Job that is, Fools gold, Trojan tears…
Next thing you know, ole Lane is on the phone
Kin folk said, Lane move away from there
Said Californy is the place you ought to be
So he loaded up the truck and moved to USC
LA that is, singing fools, football stars
Then they had to say good by to Lane and all his kin
Bowl bans and 30 ships cut short his dream job wins
Now they’re all invited back to Rocky Top this week
To have a heapin helpin of our hospitality
Hillbilly that is, Smokey Howls, Fireworks
Bring your earplugs, y’hear
