Little farm boy came into kitchen and said to his mom: "Fix me breakfast".
Mother: "Not until you do your morning chores".
So Little farm boy is mad and went out and kicked the cow and she ran off. He goes back to the house empty handed.
Mother: "Guess you won't be getting any milk. Now finish your chores".
So Little farm boy gets an egg basket and goes back to the barn and kicks the hen and she flies away and he returns empty handed to the house.
Mother: "Guess you won't be getting any eggs to eat. Now go back and feed the pig."
Now Little farm boy is still upset and promptly kicks the pig,who runs off squeezing to high heaven. Then he returns to his house.
Mother: "Guess you won't be eating any ham."
About that time Dad, who had been out all night drinking, stumbles in the front door and promptly kicks the cat across the room.
Little farm boy: "Mom are you going to tell him or do you want me to."
Mother: "Not until you do your morning chores".
So Little farm boy is mad and went out and kicked the cow and she ran off. He goes back to the house empty handed.
Mother: "Guess you won't be getting any milk. Now finish your chores".
So Little farm boy gets an egg basket and goes back to the barn and kicks the hen and she flies away and he returns empty handed to the house.
Mother: "Guess you won't be getting any eggs to eat. Now go back and feed the pig."
Now Little farm boy is still upset and promptly kicks the pig,who runs off squeezing to high heaven. Then he returns to his house.
Mother: "Guess you won't be eating any ham."
About that time Dad, who had been out all night drinking, stumbles in the front door and promptly kicks the cat across the room.
Little farm boy: "Mom are you going to tell him or do you want me to."
