Note: Given the events of last night and today I have edited this post below as a courtesy to infrequent readers.
I've been on the board way too much over the last couple of weeks but some members only get to look at the board occasionally. It's hard to catch up with the fast pace of thread creation so as a service to the infrequent readers I have provided a summary below of the threads over the last couple of weeks.
New updates:
I've been on the board way too much over the last couple of weeks but some members only get to look at the board occasionally. It's hard to catch up with the fast pace of thread creation so as a service to the infrequent readers I have provided a summary below of the threads over the last couple of weeks.
- Paul is now hyperbolic
- To respect the sensitivities of listeners Paul will mumble all future injury reports to render them inaudible
- Brent will provide area codes for all future radio broadcast as a service to members
- Last year's offensive line was the worst in the history of the known universe
- This year's oline will be at best second worst in the history of the known universe
- The absurdity of oline comments has reached a point that akavff has become the voice of reason
- To increase membership Brent will provide an oline thread counter on the front page
- Brent will initiate an awards program with points provided to oline thread authors leading to valuable prizes. Bonus points awarded to threads in all caps.
- Mahoney awkwardly hates DeBord
- The dline will be the best in the history of the known universe
- You can accurately predict the future potential of a player based on one COL drill
- You can accurately predict the future of a position or position group based on watching a three minute video comprised mainly of players running around poles, between foamed articles and under netting.
- J. Jennings is our best receiver (hang on, this may be true)
- The GQ strongly suspects that CBJ issues medieval weapons at the beginning of each practice leading to excessive injuries
- The GQ suggest that players should knit Nike sweaters as an alternative practice methodology (I will take a medium please)
- The over/under of serious replies to this thread defending opinions of previous threads is 30. Take the over.
New updates:
- North is the best receiver on the team
- North is the worst receiver on the team
- The GQ will storm the hospital if North's MRI is not on periscope this afternoon
- $9.95 is too much to pay to not get information before it happens
- CBJ agrees with GQ that the practices are too physical and the team is now working on their knitting (see above). CBJ's wife is teaching the class.
- CBJ cancelled practice because he lost his nerve to simply say "i can't comment on North at this time" or "we will know more later"
- Paul is reporting too much on injuries
- Paul is not reporting enough on injuries and is no longer hyperbolic.
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