it is the fault of the "fans" and the "nattering nabobs of negativity"!
We used to go into the Florida and Bama games expecting to win despite the results of the previous season and the injury report!
We would whip ouraelves into a frenzy hyperanalyzing how a 2nd team WR could exploit their AA DB on a particular route!
We would convince ourselves that the walkon DE with "Mountain Damn Values" would have a career game against their NFL-bound LT!
We knew deep in our hearts that our coaches had secret plans that would be unveiled and destroy the Nasty Gators or The Evil Tide!
We now worry more about who the guest picker will be, is a used Tacoma a good buy, can we possibly go 2-2 over the next month and are there really mountain lions in West TN!
It is time we get back to the Glory Days and sacrifice everything this week and channel all of our energy to the only thing that truly matters in the world......Tennessee Football!'
It is time to eat some Gator - followed by a Double Dose of Dog Kebabs and washed down with some Crimson Kool Aid!
Good Guys 17 - Lizards 6
Good Guys 35 - Dawgs 13
Good Guys 42 - Border Collies 21
Good Guys 24 - The Cult of Satan 21
Vols on the way to 15-0!
We used to go into the Florida and Bama games expecting to win despite the results of the previous season and the injury report!
We would whip ouraelves into a frenzy hyperanalyzing how a 2nd team WR could exploit their AA DB on a particular route!
We would convince ourselves that the walkon DE with "Mountain Damn Values" would have a career game against their NFL-bound LT!
We knew deep in our hearts that our coaches had secret plans that would be unveiled and destroy the Nasty Gators or The Evil Tide!
We now worry more about who the guest picker will be, is a used Tacoma a good buy, can we possibly go 2-2 over the next month and are there really mountain lions in West TN!
It is time we get back to the Glory Days and sacrifice everything this week and channel all of our energy to the only thing that truly matters in the world......Tennessee Football!'
It is time to eat some Gator - followed by a Double Dose of Dog Kebabs and washed down with some Crimson Kool Aid!
Good Guys 17 - Lizards 6
Good Guys 35 - Dawgs 13
Good Guys 42 - Border Collies 21
Good Guys 24 - The Cult of Satan 21
Vols on the way to 15-0!
