Rush Probst. Can't miss. Since everyone is talking out of their ass about hiring a new football coach, figured I would chime in for Rush. Several factors have led me to the conclusion that Rush is the man to bring us back to glory.
1. Integrity is optional. Let's be honest, if a man can hide an entire family in a neighboring town, he shouldn't have any problem hoodwinking the NCAA and recruits
2. Rush has no reservations about ensuring our players get passing grades. His eraser has shown longevity over the years.
3. See point #1, Rush will not hesitate to take one for the Big Orange and sleep with old crusty professors to get things done academically.
4. Need a little fire at halftime? Rush will take on that duty....bloody headbutts all around. Helmet...no helmet....shits not given by Rush.
5. Little sore in the 3rd quarter? Separated shoulder bothering you? Go see Rush, he has the cure. He will not hesitate to keep players on the field and manage pain.
6. Rush has his own instructional DVD's on how to build a championship program. Its likely we could just have our kids watch this preseason and be good to go against Bama.
7. NCAA mandated practice restrictions? Probsty doesn't believe in that nonsense. In fact, 2-a-days all around.
8. Last but not least, I bet he can recruit a competent QB.
Ok Vol Nation, let's get our checkbooks out and make this thing happen. Based on the market, I suspect we could land Rush for a monthly (make that 2) alimony checks and $60-$65k per year. Who is with me????
1. Integrity is optional. Let's be honest, if a man can hide an entire family in a neighboring town, he shouldn't have any problem hoodwinking the NCAA and recruits
2. Rush has no reservations about ensuring our players get passing grades. His eraser has shown longevity over the years.
3. See point #1, Rush will not hesitate to take one for the Big Orange and sleep with old crusty professors to get things done academically.
4. Need a little fire at halftime? Rush will take on that duty....bloody headbutts all around. Helmet...no helmet....shits not given by Rush.
5. Little sore in the 3rd quarter? Separated shoulder bothering you? Go see Rush, he has the cure. He will not hesitate to keep players on the field and manage pain.
6. Rush has his own instructional DVD's on how to build a championship program. Its likely we could just have our kids watch this preseason and be good to go against Bama.
7. NCAA mandated practice restrictions? Probsty doesn't believe in that nonsense. In fact, 2-a-days all around.
8. Last but not least, I bet he can recruit a competent QB.
Ok Vol Nation, let's get our checkbooks out and make this thing happen. Based on the market, I suspect we could land Rush for a monthly (make that 2) alimony checks and $60-$65k per year. Who is with me????
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