(A conversation between two vol fans overheard on the Jefferson County/Grainger County Line)
Jimmy: I tell ya what boy, you see that Cam Akers cruit they be talkin bout on all them sites?
**Sips beer**
Dusty: I ain't seen him Jimmy. Wut, he good or somethin'?
**Sips beer**
Jimmy: Just the best dam tail back I dun seen since Henry, Travis Henry that is, and that's sayin a lot. Had more touchdowns in half a season as a junior down round Missippi than ole' Travis Henry has kids. That's like 20 somethin, ya know
Dusty: Well hell farh, Jimmy, that's right nice. In 5 games, well hell. That's right nice.
**Sips beer**
Jimmy: Sure is boy, and I tell ya somethin else, ain't nothin gon stop us with him. It'll be Eye right, Eye left, all day. Power T all night long baby. Legal all night long, ya mind, ain't got time for no more Obama Law and Title 19 and whatever.
Ya see, we gettin' back to that good stuff when we was winnin and cruitin good. Enough of this Joe Namath shotgun, motion right, motion left bullcrap. We gettin' back to winnin and cruitin good. All Eye baby. Now, I ain't sayin we don't air it out, God knows I wanna see that boy Dobbs do that better come next year, but I'm just sayin' we got horses, Dusty, ya know. Let dem boys run!
Dusty: I'm wit ya, Jimmy. I'm wit ya.
Jimmy: Dam right, Dusty boy. That's why I love ya, and that's why I love that hoss, Cam. Now you know I love Hurd, I love him good, but I'm tellin you, this boy right here, now, this boy right here, he looks GOOD. Dam good, maybe better, and that's sayin somethin.
Dusty: It sure would be, Jim. Him, that Italian Yankee QB, and that boy from Michigan goin do just fine. Them Gators ain't go know what hit em! Hell farh, I'm goin pray on it later. Send one up so the Good Lord hears it.
Jimmy: He's already listening, Dusty. If ya put ya ear to the wind, you can hear. The chants and cheers and Remember the TItans music playin in the background. If ya close ya eyes, you can see it. A cap with the Power T and that dance that other Cam does with his arm and his elbow, the dab, that's it, ya can see that. And finally, you can smell it. The sweet smell of budweiser and nachos and the couch and the trailer and the TV in February, mmmmm that's good. And then he signs, and then we got him. He's ours. All Vol. I can't wait, Dusty, can't wait.
**Sips beer**
Jimmy: I tell ya what boy, you see that Cam Akers cruit they be talkin bout on all them sites?
**Sips beer**
Dusty: I ain't seen him Jimmy. Wut, he good or somethin'?
**Sips beer**
Jimmy: Just the best dam tail back I dun seen since Henry, Travis Henry that is, and that's sayin a lot. Had more touchdowns in half a season as a junior down round Missippi than ole' Travis Henry has kids. That's like 20 somethin, ya know
Dusty: Well hell farh, Jimmy, that's right nice. In 5 games, well hell. That's right nice.
**Sips beer**
Jimmy: Sure is boy, and I tell ya somethin else, ain't nothin gon stop us with him. It'll be Eye right, Eye left, all day. Power T all night long baby. Legal all night long, ya mind, ain't got time for no more Obama Law and Title 19 and whatever.
Ya see, we gettin' back to that good stuff when we was winnin and cruitin good. Enough of this Joe Namath shotgun, motion right, motion left bullcrap. We gettin' back to winnin and cruitin good. All Eye baby. Now, I ain't sayin we don't air it out, God knows I wanna see that boy Dobbs do that better come next year, but I'm just sayin' we got horses, Dusty, ya know. Let dem boys run!
Dusty: I'm wit ya, Jimmy. I'm wit ya.
Jimmy: Dam right, Dusty boy. That's why I love ya, and that's why I love that hoss, Cam. Now you know I love Hurd, I love him good, but I'm tellin you, this boy right here, now, this boy right here, he looks GOOD. Dam good, maybe better, and that's sayin somethin.
Dusty: It sure would be, Jim. Him, that Italian Yankee QB, and that boy from Michigan goin do just fine. Them Gators ain't go know what hit em! Hell farh, I'm goin pray on it later. Send one up so the Good Lord hears it.
Jimmy: He's already listening, Dusty. If ya put ya ear to the wind, you can hear. The chants and cheers and Remember the TItans music playin in the background. If ya close ya eyes, you can see it. A cap with the Power T and that dance that other Cam does with his arm and his elbow, the dab, that's it, ya can see that. And finally, you can smell it. The sweet smell of budweiser and nachos and the couch and the trailer and the TV in February, mmmmm that's good. And then he signs, and then we got him. He's ours. All Vol. I can't wait, Dusty, can't wait.
**Sips beer**
