"Orange gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no other teams, steal no tailgate spots, father no children from women from Florida, Alabama, or Georgia. I shall wear no jerseys if over the age of 30 (being generous), nor give/sell my tickets to a Bama fan. I shall live and die at my post. I am the shaker in the darkness. I am the Fanatic from Big Orange Country. I am the shield that guards Neyland's legacy. I pledge my life and honor to the Tennessee Volunteers, for this night and all the nights to come."
